The Kids said What?

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Welcome to my first edition of "The Kids Said What!"
since this is first addition, and I've only got one good one from this past week
and I've been looking forward to playing this game cause it seems I always get
tons and tons of great words of wisdom form my 4 little ones...until now. (Go over to visit Cammie, it seems that this is actually a trend for week 1....I swear kids just KNOW this stuff!)
I'm going to do what Cammie did, and do a little recap of recent funny things they've said to start things off...
Without further ado

We're going into a restraunt and Reese is throwing one of her daily tantrums because she wants to bring her cup, blanket and toy into the restaurant. I being the wonderful parent that I am decide to reason with her (bribe her) and tell her that she needs to leave them in the car because when she goes in she can have a root beer and she won't be able to hold it with all that stuff...SUCCESS! Yay!! Then we go into the restaurant, waitress comes over and asks if she can get us a drink, and Sweet looking little Reese pipes up with
" I NEED A BEER"
Blush! OMG! She means root beer I assure the waitress.
Somehow since then though, everything she drinks that is not in a sippy cup, has become her BEER. Couldn't I have just offered her a chocolate milk!

Before buying cheese balls was in my weekly shopping list ( I know bad bad bad) We had them leftover from a BBQ. Got home from work with Reese and this was the conversation
Reese: "mom, I want Ball cheese"
me:"!!WHAT did you just say!!"
Reese: "ball cheese, I want ball cheese"
Me: standing there wide mouthed pondering what she could possibly mean buy ball cheese Blech!......Oh Lightbulb on! DUH "Cheese Ball Reese? You want Cheese balls?
Reese: "Yeah mom! Ball Cheese!"

Kielee, After too much TV apperently!
"Mom, You really need a magic lash! It makes your eyelashes SOOOOO Long and curly and yours are SHORT!"

While I'm Mopping the floor (on my hands and knees, I hate mops)
Kielee: "mom is that mopping"
Me: "yes Kielee"
Kielee: "no it's not mopping is with a mop!"
me: "Kielee if you already know these things...why do you ask me?"

Well there's what I have for now. Hopefully my kids cooperate more and give me more to go with next week!

My Littlest Kid list

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1) She looks like she could play football, but then surprises you with how absolutely girly she really is.
2) I can bathe her 3 times a day, But she always finds the filthiest thing to play with
3) She can be SOOOO mean, but she's soooo sweet and has the best manners out of all of the kids.
4) She will only wear 1 of 2 outfits, her Dresses, or her "dancers" which are dress up dresses. And always her Bright green "slip slops" she HAD to have at Walmart. (P.s. She Sleeps in those slip slops.)
5) She has a routine, and you must comply, or she will let you know. Come home from babysitter, Fill her cup with "Chocolate Ma Milk" Get her Entire "bed" (which is all her blankets and pillows) lay them on the floor in front of the big screen, turn on Boomerang channel (hopefully scooby doo is on, or we have to find the Scooby DVD) give her a bowl of cheese balls. IF I comply with all her demands, she is an angel while I cook dinner.
6) Every Barbie is Princess Analise, and she too is princess Analise.
7) She can dance in circles longer than I ever thought humanly possible, while singing "We are princess we we are princess"
8) Her favorite color is undeniably purple.
9) She has the most beautiful hair I have ever seen on a 2 year old. Espicially a blondie. (I need to post a picture of this) It is longer than anyone in the family, and I don't think I will EVER cut it if I can help it.
10) She loves her daddy and cannot go to bed until he kisses her goodnight.
11) She loves motercycles and cars, snails, worms and dirt, as well as princesses, doing her babies' hair, and DANCING and singing her way though life.
12) Her favorite movie is Marley and Me, and she thinks that Jennifer Aniston is her mommy (I know sweet huh! I wish lol) so when she asks me to put it on for her she says, I want to watch Marley and You.
13) She is cuddley, but wiggly, and full of hugs and "tisses" for everyone.

This Littlest kid is a light in everyone's life she touches. She can bring a smile to anyone's face. She is beautiful, smart and inspires me to be the best mom I can be. I love her so much from the top of that beautiful head of hair, the the bottom of each little perfectly painted toe. She truely is a princess.