The Kids said What?

Brought to you by Cammie, at House of No Sleep!

Welcome to my first edition of "The Kids Said What!"
since this is first addition, and I've only got one good one from this past week
and I've been looking forward to playing this game cause it seems I always get
tons and tons of great words of wisdom form my 4 little ones...until now. (Go over to visit Cammie, it seems that this is actually a trend for week 1....I swear kids just KNOW this stuff!)
I'm going to do what Cammie did, and do a little recap of recent funny things they've said to start things off...
Without further ado

We're going into a restraunt and Reese is throwing one of her daily tantrums because she wants to bring her cup, blanket and toy into the restaurant. I being the wonderful parent that I am decide to reason with her (bribe her) and tell her that she needs to leave them in the car because when she goes in she can have a root beer and she won't be able to hold it with all that stuff...SUCCESS! Yay!! Then we go into the restaurant, waitress comes over and asks if she can get us a drink, and Sweet looking little Reese pipes up with
" I NEED A BEER"
Blush! OMG! She means root beer I assure the waitress.
Somehow since then though, everything she drinks that is not in a sippy cup, has become her BEER. Couldn't I have just offered her a chocolate milk!

Before buying cheese balls was in my weekly shopping list ( I know bad bad bad) We had them leftover from a BBQ. Got home from work with Reese and this was the conversation
Reese: "mom, I want Ball cheese"
me:"!!WHAT did you just say!!"
Reese: "ball cheese, I want ball cheese"
Me: standing there wide mouthed pondering what she could possibly mean buy ball cheese Blech!......Oh Lightbulb on! DUH "Cheese Ball Reese? You want Cheese balls?
Reese: "Yeah mom! Ball Cheese!"

Kielee, After too much TV apperently!
"Mom, You really need a magic lash! It makes your eyelashes SOOOOO Long and curly and yours are SHORT!"

While I'm Mopping the floor (on my hands and knees, I hate mops)
Kielee: "mom is that mopping"
Me: "yes Kielee"
Kielee: "no it's not mopping is with a mop!"
me: "Kielee if you already know these things...why do you ask me?"

Well there's what I have for now. Hopefully my kids cooperate more and give me more to go with next week!