The kids said what? Edition 2

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Kielee:
Kieiee hurts herself at her summer kids camp almost daily. They give me these accident reports when I go to pick her up. The other day I went to pick her up and they geve me 2 accident reports. One said she was walking along and she rolled her ankle, so she had to ice it, and one saying she ran into the bathroom door with her face, and had to ice her nose. As we were leaving I said "Kielee, what is it aboutyou getting hurt all the time. You really need to pay attention to what's going on around you. Silly girl" and her response
"Duh mom, it's not my fault, I get it from you. You're a Clutz-o too!"
hmmm, ok I stand corrected. The inability to function on your own 2 feet must be genitically inherited.

Reese:
Reese likes to follow everyone into the bathroom right now. And we don't usually lock doors around my house...so when Hubby was taking a wizz the other day, Reese snuck in. Obviously he can't stop mid stream, so he turned his back to her and told her to leave...this was their conversation.
Hubby: Reese, daddy's going potty, you need to go out
Reese: You go pee daddy
Hubby: Yeah Reese, you need to go out of the bathroom
Reese: You sit down daddy?
Hubby: No Reese boys stand up, girls sit down. please go out.
Reese: (while stalking her way closer to him so she can see in the toilet, I know gross...)
Daddy!!! You Make Bubble PEE!!!! I want to do Bubble PEE!!!
Hubby: (laughing) Reese! You can't come in when boys are going potty! Try going pee in the potty, that's how you make bubble pee!

Lex:

Lex: Jaime, when is my mom comng to get us
Me: later today, about 7
Lex: today? Is that the next day?
Me: No Lex Today, just not right now
Lex: Is that THIS day?
Me: yes, today is THIS day.
Lex: Oh yeah Duh, I know what today is.